Mar 14, 2015

Brief Blasts 6 Featuring: Duck Duck Grey Duck-Here Come..., Pile-You're Better Than This, Nun-S/T

     Here Come... is the first boogy-woogy soul/blues album I get to review this year! And thanks to Duck Duck Grey Duck, it's more than a mere precursor to the eventual release of The Ballantynes' latest gem. This awesome groove comes to us courtesy of three dudes in the tiny town of Geneva, Ohio(?) Yes, that's truer than fiction. Hey, Ohio; where ya been since the 90's (GBV, NIN, Breeders)? Even if this band is trying to tell us they're Ohio's Grey Duck, I'm alright with that. Grey is actually The Truth, in most cases. So these dudes are Ohio's Truth Duck!
     Every tune on Here Come... is a head-bobbin', booty-shakin' good time. The hyper-accomplished drums, bass, and guitars compliment each other so well, there's really no need for an organ or anything else. They even incorporate a bit of psych into the mix on 'Ice Cream' and 'Odysseum'. Everything is on-point here, musically. Here Come... is such a fun listen; for me, it's a five-times-a-day album. Its charm won't be wearing on me too soon.
     I don't know if it's just the recording or if he really doesn't have much range, but Robin Girod's vocals fell kinda flat here. He can't even execute a satisfying howl at the beginning of 'Ice Cream'. But I don't believe this band is resting its hopes on vocal delivery to carry it. All three musicians are flat-out experts with their respective instruments and when a band can boast such finely-tuned chops, lackluster vocals are easily forgiven.
     Here Come...'s awesome music is as exciting to my ears as what it's album cover displays. It's hard to tell whether or not the water is running down those slides. If it is, what that dude is attempting is even more gutsy. Sometimes The Grey Duck is a ninety-foot-long slide set at a forty-five degree angle that can only be tackled by two semi-upright legs and two arms flailing.

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                                                                                                                             The Verdict: 4 Bedpans



     Every Boston band should (heavily) pay tribute to The Pixies sometime in their career. The recently-great, Pile, have chosen the first song off their third album as that immortalized moment. 'The World Is Your Motel' is an absolutely glorious Pixies imitation. Rick Maguire talks (elongating certain vowels) and intermittently screams his way through a spastic-yet-steady tune that is basically the best of what The Pixies ever had to offer. Good on yas, Pile. It starts You're Better Than This off particularly strong. I believe it's a shining example of why people-in-the-know love Pile so damn much.
     It's sort of an industry cliche for a band's third album to be its "experimental" one. Time will tell if Pile decides to stay the new course that You're Better seems to have taken. The music is just as aggressive and cathartic in places as previous efforts, but for album three, Pile get a tinge countrified; albeit of the Southern Gothic variety. Where the first two albums were almost purely proggy, angular post-punk, what we get here is some string picking with that, a few much-more-somber-than-usual tunes, and Maguire's vocals sounding a bit like Murder By Death's Adam Turla ('Hot Breath', 'Appendicitis'). It may not quite be the Pile I've come to know and love, but it's also not any less compelling.
     So because I'm still only 12 years old and my immature mind still gets jarred when a band wants to change things up, it took me about three listens to understand and fully embrace what Pile have presented us. Most of the tunes are simply unafraid of grinding to a near stop and then picking back up again. Pile have never been a band who play simple tunes, so that doesn't change here.
     Initially, I believed that lack of melody is the sharpest turn Pile take on You're Better, but this decision shouldn't surprise nor deflate any Pile fan. We love them because they seem to treat music like a Rorschach test. It'll be what they need it to be; merely a tool to help them pinpoint the truth about a snake, a rope, a river, hieroglyphics, the small intestine...

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                                                                                                                             The Verdict: 4 Bedpans


     Nun waste no time in removing our aural spleens with opening track, 'Immersion II', as Jenny Branagan lets loose a vocal assault unmatched by anything I heard last year* and carrying on into 2015. The scathing delivery is aided by layered, pulsating synths and the verse, "let me piss on your rich mother's lips". I respect Jenny for asking permission to carry out such a seemingly heinous act. I guess the guilt and stifling indoctrination of church culture still linger with Nun.
     There're four members of Nun and each of them play synthesizers so Nun is as hardcore synthy as any band gets. They're committed to their keys and that's a blessing. The dynamics they create are sort of low-key but extremely measured. Upon repeat listens, it's apparent that Nun are synth lab experts. They're able to stabilize what otherwise might be a volatile mixture of elements. Any member of Nun would be a considerable asset to any band looking to fill a synth void. Together, they sound like a well-oiled super group.
     Nun have cool to spare, man. Starting with even the cover art here, it's so stark yet mesmerizing to me. They also name-check some 80's cult icons in Uri Geller and David Cronenberg. Nun are the current band for dyed-in-the-wool misfits. This album should be embraced and adored by every persuasion of outsider.

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                                                                                                                             The Verdict: 4 Bedpans


*That's right. This is technically a 2014 release in Australia and Europe but we aren't getting it here in The States 'til exactly one year since it's original drop, thanks to the ever-mighty Hozac Records.

Mar 7, 2015

Brief Blasts 5 Featuring: Daddy Issues-Double Loser, Diet Cig-Over Easy, The Strange Land-S/T

     Holy, hot d-d-damn! This musical article known as Double Loser (possibly a sex toy?) by Daddy Issues turns me on so much that I actually have an unnerving difficulty writing about it. These four women aren't afraid to put it out there; as if to say, "carnal cravings, ahoy!" To write it bluntly, this is music by which to masturbate.
     Three of the four tunes here are genital driven. Each is sung so sweetly and sultrily, my mind didn't need much else to complete a legitimately satisfying fantasy. I mean, "I get my baby so hard, and he's fifteen miles away"? Forget fifteen miles; Double Loser will definitely harden dudes worldwide!
     There's nothing not to love here. 'Sex On The Beach' is a goofy tune about making it with some sort of merman. 'So Hard' is about foreplay. 'Let's Go To The Mall' is about adolescents causing all sorts of mischief. 'Lethal Dose'  is about a lover that won't quit. The guitar is clean and precise. The drumming is light and tight. The bass action, particularly on 'Let's Go To The Mall' and 'Lethal Dose' is quite impressive.
     I now want to move to or at least visit Greensboro, NC. These women compare favorably to Beyonce in terms of sizzle factor. The West Coast loves y'all, Daddy Issues! Bring all your boudoir banter out here sometime!

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                                                                                                                   The Verdict: 4 Engorged Bedpans


                                                                                                                                                                   
     Diet Cig hail from New Paltz, NY, which is basically quaint Gilmore Girls country. Therefor it's mandated that Over Easy's cover art be hand-sewn and Alex Luciano sound like an eager 7 year-old when she sings.
     It's all very twee until we hear the words "Blow your nose. Take a shit." ('Pool Boyz'), "Fuck all your romance." ('Scene Sick'), "I hate everybody here." ('Cardboard'), and "Fuck your ivy league sweater." ('Harvard'). Alex even apologizes for New Paltz's shortcomings.
     So the lyrics suggest not-so-twee but these are juxtaposed to the cover art. I guess it all adds up to "Fuck your labels, you fucking lazy journalist assholes". The album is called "Over Easy" but there's much "Hard Boiled" here to consider. I mean, the center of that embroidered egg creation that graces the cover could easily be seen as a sphincter...
     Alex is a talented vocalist despite sounding much younger than I'm sure she is. Over Easy's music is very straight forward and any average singer would pair it with m.o.r. melodies. but her vocals navigate familiar terrain in clever, unexpected ways.
     Hey, Everybody; Alex is a little lonely in her new apartment. There's an open invitation to watch The Simpsons with her on the floor. If she ventures out from said apartment, she'd like to go swimming and maybe dance a bit. If anyone is fortunate enough to visit her, she asks that they please refrain from talking "about your band". Simple enough? Why would anyone want to skip out on such an easy-going girl for a nightmare like Harvard?

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                                                                                                                             The Verdict: 3 Bedpans



     The Strange Land are here to sack, pillage, and ride off into the night with our unfounded sense of security. Our residences and head spaces aren't as familiar as we've been lead to believe. The Strange Land are here to give us a glimpse of reality. It's never clear-cut, y'all. The postmen deliver our mail only during the day. Who knows what those savages may indulge in after hours? Though our psyches have been shaken by this new menace of unspoiled territory, The Strange Land would also like for us to remember that our trips are set to a steady beat to which the bravest of us can surely dance.

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                                                                                                                             The Verdict: 3 Bedpans                                                                       

Mar 3, 2015

Shoegaze Brief Blasts: Featuring Swervedriver-I Wasn't Born To Lose You, Echodrone-Five

     It's a small miracle that Swervedriver's fifth album was ever recorded yet alone released in 2015. They weren't appreciated during their heyday and I Wasn't Born To Lose You will only be anticipated and celebrated by hardcore shoegaze geeks. All of us shoegaze geeks should really take the time consider Adam Franklin and how he's never quit on his passion. If Swervedriver was on hiatus, he continued to record and tour with, something like, three other projects. The You in this album's title may as well be Music or just Ambition. I, for one, am grateful for whatever compels Adam to be so damn restless.
     Has anything changed for Swervedriver since '98? Hardly, man. The sole outlier on I Wasn't Born To Lose You is 'Red Queen Arms Race', by all accounts, not very expansive or spacey; however psychedelic it hopes to be. It sounds more like an Arctic Monkeys tune. Otherwise, album five finds Swervedriver in peak form; driving rhythms, crystal guitar leads, melodies made to comfort lovesick souls. Nothing dark or pouty here. Swervedriver harness their considerable power to uplift, not to commiserate.
     Almost nobody wants to make this type of music today. Adam Franklin and co. are some quasi damn saviors, man. Anyone who refuses to give in to Swervedriver's magic has been letting mortgage concerns or whatever slowly kill them for too long.

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                                                                                                                          The Verdict: 3.5 Bedpans



     Echodrone formed 'round the mid 00's and I need to know why such a badass band name as this one hadn't already been taken. Is the name "Echodrone" not weird enough for most bands? Any band (I don't care what they sound like) is foolish for passing on "Echodrone". Hearty congratulations to Echodrone for snatching their name from idiots who probably wouldn't carry it proudly enough.
     If Echodrone decides to choose such a shoegaze-worthy name, their musical chops better justify that decision. They certainly know how to mix keys and bass well. The guitars mostly emit the same tone throughout, as a solid slab of nearly impenetrable fuzz. Electronics are a central focus for Echodrone. Most of the dynamics they create are led by lush, otherworldly key strokes punctuated by occasional bleeps/bloops and ever-morphing knob twists.
     Five mixes the best of Sigur Ros, Explosions in The Sky, and maybe even a tad Nine Inch Nails thrown in for good measure. 'When The Two Ends Meet' is as Failure as I've heard any band sound in quite a while. The cover art is an orange mess and why not? I want hundreds of orange autumn leaves to fall on my face while I luxuriate in Five's soundscapes.

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                                                   The Verdict: 3 Bedpans